What could possibly be better than Chris Evans in the lush, luxe, off-white cable-knit sweater that broke the internet?

The matching version worn by his dog.

The sweater heard round the world — or, specifically, by someone sitting next to Mashable's Nicole Gallucci at a screening of Knives Outduring a moment of pure and overwhelming thirst, captured in a viral tweet — inspired waves of fans wearing similar items to screenings.

Evans' Knives Outcharacter Ransom Drysdale may have been less than wholesome, but in our divided era, at least everyone can agree that Chris Evans wore the shit out of that knit.

So for Christmas, Evans put his perfect rescue pup Dodger in a cosy turtleneck version of The Sweater, because he loves us and wants us to be happy.

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Apart from the slightly unnerving realization that Chris Evans has been reading your dream journal, everything about this is perfect.