With the royal wedding in just a few months (counting down to May 19th!) commemorative royal couple memorabilia is flooding Etsy.

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Among the plates, mugs and posters, you can get an especially unique keepsake: Harry and Meghan dolls.

These dolls are the stuff of nightmares.Credit: Historywearz/etsy

If only they looked like the actual Harry and Meghan.

Calling these dolls Harry and Meghan lookalikes is a bit of a stretch.Credit: Frank Augstein/AP/REX/Shutterstock

With his Sgt. Pepper-esque bowl cut, the "Harry" doll looks nothing like the actual Prince Harry. Where's his famous ginger hair? The stubble? The bright blue eyes?

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Other than the dark hair, mini Meghan shares little with her namesake. The doll's sharply plucked brows and vacant eyes have been scaring Twitter. At least Harry comes with two outfits.

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Twitter wasn't too kind on the new dolls.

Let me list the things that are wrong with these new 'Harry & Meghan' dolls.
1. Everything. pic.twitter.com/HJTRrQzTqS

— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) January 18, 2018

For ONLY $181 you can purchase the 'Harry & Meghan Wedding Dolls'...that will probably murder you in your sleep. https://t.co/IbLTyxzY1C - @BlakesShow with @PeterKash #RoyalWedding #NOPE pic.twitter.com/yzJ82BjrPN

— 93-5 The Move (@935TheMoveTO) January 18, 2018

I think the Harry doll has borrowed Lord Farquad's (from Shrek) hair pic.twitter.com/QSApAwTvxl

— Dan Farmer 🤓 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@dan_boi91) January 17, 2018

New Jersey based artist Shirlee Corsey sells these dolls on Etsy. Her shop, HistoryWearz, features historical doll costumes, including handmade Hamilton-inspired revolutionary war outfits and Disney princess ball gowns.

At just $175 for both Harry and Meghan, these dolls are a steal.

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