时间:2025-09-16 20:25:58 来源:网络整理编辑:時尚
Despite having her personal information hacked this summer, Leslie Jones has already proven that she
Despite having her personal information hacked this summer, Leslie Jones has already proven that she doesn't intend to let online harassment get her down.
On this week's Saturday Night Live, she offered a perfect response to her hackers during Weekend Update.
SEE ALSO:Leslie Jones hits back at hackers with a perfect 'Mr. Robot' sketch on 'SNL'At first, Jones downplayed the severity of the hack, telling Weekend Update co-host Colin Jost, "All they did was release some nude pics of me. Which is nothing because, I don't know if y'all know this about me, but I ain't shy."
"I am very comfortable with who I am. I am an open book. I keep my porn in a folder labeled 'porn.' If you want to see Leslie Jones naked, just ask," she added, looking around hopefully at the audience. "Just. Ask."
"What I'm trying to say is, if you wanna hurt anybody these days, you're gonna have to do way more than leak their nudes or call them names -- you can't embarrass me more than I have embarrassed myself. I know all the details, cause I was there," she pointed out.
"Colin, do you think some words on the internet can hurt me? I once had a crazy b*tch try to beat me with a shovel at a bus stop because I took her spot on the bench. Now that's a troll. Real trolls ain't tapping on keyboards, they're swinging shovels," she insisted, before offering some useful ideas for anyone who might be tempted to attack someone online.
SEE ALSO:Hillary Clinton tweets her love to Leslie Jones after the hack"If I was good at computers, I wouldn’t waste it trolling on people, I would do something useful like renew my drivers' license from home. I would hack into Tinder and delete all those other girls' profiles so no matter where you swipe, you'd get me," she quipped.
Jones then ended on a more serious note, offering some wisdom we can all live by.
"I have spent decades getting roasted by comedians," she noted. "Trust me, at a certain point, you stop being embarrassed and start being you. And I have been me for 49 years. Because the only person who can hack me is me, and my firewall is a crazy b*tch with a shovel."
Well played, Ms. Jones.
P.S. Viewers in other regions can watch below.
TopicsSNL
WhatsApp announces plans to share user data with Facebook2025-09-16 20:18
十連冠 ?拜仁坐穩榜首 多特葬送好局失去爭冠主動權2025-09-16 20:03
足協換帥以穩為主 “金句王”李霄鵬能否帶來改變?2025-09-16 19:29
國足緊急換帥再創一尷尬紀錄 一屆世預賽三教練帶2025-09-16 19:12
Major earthquake and multiple aftershocks rock central Italy2025-09-16 19:09
十連冠?拜仁坐穩榜首 多特葬送好局失去爭冠主動權2025-09-16 18:48
滬媒:夾縫中走馬上任 李霄鵬恐怕難逃本土教練的宿命2025-09-16 18:45
C羅因傷缺席朗尼克曼聯首秀? 竟因標誌性慶祝動作2025-09-16 18:15
Felix the cat just raised £5000 for charity because she's the hero we all need2025-09-16 18:08
西甲前瞻 :皇社皇馬上演焦點大戰 巴薩力爭連勝2025-09-16 17:49
Katy Perry talks 'Rise,' her next batch of songs, and how to survive Twitter2025-09-16 20:17
米蘭官方 :克亞爾成功接受左膝手術 將傷缺半年2025-09-16 19:58
巴黎VS朗斯首發:梅西迪馬利亞領銜 姆巴佩替補席2025-09-16 19:52
越媒:換帥+缺少歸化 越南對中國拿三分可能性很大2025-09-16 19:40
Katy Perry talks 'Rise,' her next batch of songs, and how to survive Twitter2025-09-16 19:39
英媒 :在熱刺隊失敗的保利尼奧 在中國的周薪比哈裏凱恩還高2025-09-16 19:28
巴薩VS貝蒂斯首發:德佩庫蒂尼奧出戰 皮克替補2025-09-16 19:19
羅馬VS國米首發:哲科先發戰舊主 巴雷拉恰球王登場2025-09-16 19:14
This 'sh*tpost' bot makes terrible memes so you don't have to2025-09-16 18:16
巴薩VS貝蒂斯首發:德佩庫蒂尼奧出戰 皮克替補2025-09-16 18:09