Often drunk people are considered a nuisance to society. Not here, not today.
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For now, we will celebrate our weekend alter-egos. The alter-egos society, our friends, parents and strangers alike have unanimously decided were the "worst version of ourselves." Let us take a moment away to examine what, when we are slurring our words and calling our engaged exes, we really bring to the table.。

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Here, friends, in this safe and supportive place, we celebrate all the things drunk people can do that no one else can.。

1. Survive insane falls。

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2. Truly dance like no one is watching 。

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3. Tell people how you really, really feel  。

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4. Stuff an entire pizza in your mouth 。

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5. Host Kathie Lee & Hoda。

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6. Butt dial everyone in your phone。

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7. Disregard what we've been taught and use the stairs how we please。

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8. Be completely unaffected by weather conditions 。

Via Giphy。

9. Forget about the crushing weight of capitalism and buy whatever we want。

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10. Change moods at lightning speed。

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11. Make friends with literally anyone  。

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12. Thinking we've lost something that is still in your pocket/bag/hand。

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13. Fall asleep anywhere, anytime 。

Via Giphy。

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Be strong. Be proud. Be weekend you.
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