Okay guys we know it's snowy out there and everything, but you're clutching at straws now.

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Londoners (and Southerners in general) are known for losing all composure at the sight of a few snowflakes. Said snowflakes have been arriving en masse courtesy of the "Beast from the East," in which cold winds from Siberia are pushing a frigid air mass westward into Central Europe and the UK.

One particular Londoner took the disproportionate snow-hype to new levels.

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Our official projection: if an inch more snow falls over the next 24 hours martial law will come into effect and Londoners will have to resort to cannibalism.

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