A far cry from nude ladies or sweaty firemen, Australia's national weathercasters have compiled a calendar we can get behind -- one overflowing with serious storm porn.。

The Bureau of Meteorology (BoM) has released a series of publicly-submitted, jaw-dropping images of weather patterns from across the vast island continent. 。

They've taken the shots, along with photographer's accompanying personal stories, and turned them into a 2017 calendar we can all enjoy. Even without even buying it. 。

SEE ALSO:'Not enough ice for a gin and tonic:' two weeks in the Northwest Passage。

SEE ALSO:'Not enough ice for a gin and tonic:' two weeks in the Northwest Passage。

January 。

January's photographer Chris Tangey captured a freak hail storm in Australia's red centre, after hearing about the incoming storm on Facebook.。

Hail in the Ilparpa Claypans, Northern Territory, Australia.Credit: CHRIS TANGEY。

February。

David Jaensch was heading back from a camping trip on South Australia's Eyre Peninsula when he spotted this classic example of a cumulonimbus (thunderstorm) cloud over Port Lincoln. 。

Cumulonimbus over Port Lincoln, South Australia, Australia.Credit: dave jaensch。

Cumulonimbus over Port Lincoln, South Australia, Australia.Credit: dave jaensch 。

March。

Working with the Australian Antarctic Division at Mawson Station, Dobromilsky managed to capture this image of the southern lights or Aurora Australis.。

Aurora australis viewed from Mawson Station, Antarctica.Credit: LYDIA JEAN DOBROMILSKY
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Aurora australis viewed from Mawson Station, Antarctica.Credit: LYDIA JEAN DOBROMILSKY
。April。Pamela Pauline of Mona Vale, captured this eerie front during a period of intense storms.。

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Gust front approaching Mona Vale, New South Wales, Australia.Credit: PAMELA PAULINE。

May。

Mario Mirabile happened upon some delicate ice sheets resting on top of native grasses and couldn't let the moment escape undocumented。

Ice on the shore of Lake Guy, northeastern Victoria, Australia.Credit: MARIO MIRABILE 。

June。

John Baxter said that in all his years at sea he'd never before seen anything like these mountainous clouds that seemed to float off the west coast of Australia.  。

Gravity wave clouds east of Barrow Island, Western Australia, Australia.Credit: JOHN BAXTER。

Gravity wave clouds east of Barrow Island, Western Australia, Australia.Credit: JOHN BAXTER
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July 。

Rob Embury shot these lenticular clouds over Mount Lidgbird and Mount Gower, Lord Howe Island, saying "there wasn’t any low-level cloud around but those two peaks create their own weather." 。

Lenticular clouds over Mt Lidgbird and Mt Gower, Lord Howe Island, Australia.Credit: ROB EMBURY/PALE BLUE DOT PHOTOGRAPHY 。

Lenticular clouds over Mt Lidgbird and Mt Gower, Lord Howe Island, Australia.Credit: ROB EMBURY/PALE BLUE DOT PHOTOGRAPHY。

August。

Amateur photographer Flavia Jager Williams spotted this vivid rainbow near Binda, a small village in the New South Wales Southern Tablelands.。

Rainbow near Binda, New South Wales, Australia.Credit: Flavia Jager Williams
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September。

Kylie Gee of Bencubbin said "It took a couple of goes to get the composition lined up with the moon... The image is lit purely by moonlight."。

Moon halo over Bencubbin, Western Australia, Australia.Credit: KYLIE GEE/INDIGO STORM PHOTOGRAPHY。

October。

Seenivasan Kumaravel's photograph shows the Australian Capital Territory, blanketed in a thick morning fog.。

Canberra in fog from Mount Ainslie, Australian Capital Territory, Australia.Credit: SEENIVASAN KUMARAVEL 。

November  。

Helen Day said of her shot "I sat in the dark for two hours on a very hot night waiting for this bolt. I could hear kangaroos hopping past in the dark."。Lightning strike near Longreach, Queensland, Australia.Credit: HELEN DAY 。Lightning strike near Longreach, Queensland, Australia.Credit: HELEN DAY 。December。Photographer Leanne Osmond sat outside at sunrise on a crisp winter's morning to snap the frost clinging to a spider web on a nearby fence.。Osmond stumbled across this frosty spiderweb on a fence, St Marys, TasmaniaCredit: LEANNE OSMOND。The calendar's available via the Bureau of Meteorology's online store.。