时间:2026-10-05 19:32:35 来源:网络整理编辑:焦點
2018 was another banner year for animal crime.From the horse who broke into a bar to the admirable d
2018 was another banner year for animal crime.
From the horse who broke into a bar to the admirable dog who conned her way into free McDonald's, the scammer spirit was strong in the animal community (mostly in the interest of food). A few animals even got arrested, although none of them quitemeasure up to 2016's pelican in a cop car.
SEE ALSO:People really loved bean burritos in 2018, according to GrubhubA few of this year's most notable offenders:
Understandable?Credit: ViralHogWhen two cats sprinted into an industrial kitchen in South Africa last month, one of the workers was scared enough to leap onto a counter for safety. Bad cats, bad cats.
Tweet may have been deleted
This otter evaded capture for weeks after eating 10 fish from a koi pond in Vancouver. Dude, just find somewhere else to fish.
Tweet may have been deleted
Bungle was detailed after biting a police officer on a street in Towcester, UK. Luckily, he's so cute that a fairly large social media campaign in his favor emerged. Now, he is free and with his family once more.
Who are we kidding? We love these otters who interrupted an engagement. Thankfully, so did the couple.
Smoke the turkey evaded capture from police until he eventually received an honorary mayorship. A politician through and through!
Please, no one ever teach this cat about personal space.
Charlie, a 120-pound Rottweiler-mix, was sitting in the front seat of the car when he got his foot caught in the trigger of Gilligan's gun, accidentally shooting a round into his owner, Tex Harold Gilligan. The man suffered three broken ribs, a punctured lung, and a broken scapula, but he still forgave Charlie. Now that's a friendship.
View this post on Instagram
One of our personal heroes, Princess the dog, spent her October posted up outside a local McDonald's. People assumed she was a stray, felt bad for her, and fed her hamburgers -- but she actually has an owner and a comfortable home.
"If you see my dog @ the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass," her owner wrote on Facebook. "She’s just a gold diggin ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers."
Is there anything more satisfying than watching an escaped racehorse absolutely destroy a French betting bar? No, there is not.
Tweet may have been deleted
This penguin is just a good, old-fashioned asshole. The best kind!
View this post on Instagram
In September, wedding planner Jenny Serwylo woke up in the middle of the night to find that three raccoons had broken into her kitchen. She was able to fend two of them off with a broom, but one remained -- and ate an English muffin while making direct eye contact with her.
Dude...Credit: Getty ImagesA beach in the north of France was forced to close when a horny dolphin named Zafar wouldn't stop harassing visitors. We'll say it: This dolphin was too horny.
Tweet may have been deleted
The London Fire Brigade stepped in to rescue Jessie, a parrot who'd gotten stranded on a roof. But when rescuers reached the bird, she greeted them with a loud "Fuck off!" She also said, "I love you," though, so it all evens out.
Desperate for low-impact exercise, this deer snuck into a family pool in New Jersey to swim a few laps. When it was discovered by local police, it took a few moments to lounge poolside then sprinted into the woods, presumably to find a better place to work out.
A very soft-looking pug named Bean was captured by police in July after trespassing on private property. Luckily, she was reunited with her owner quickly.
Tweet may have been deleted
In June, a kangaroo delayed a match between two Australian soccer teams when it hopped onto the field and stood in front of the goal. Who knows? Maybe it would have been a really good player. Give it a chance!
What else is there to say? This dog ate through the wall and insulation behind a dryer, then got her head stuck in the dryer vent. (Don't worry; she's OK now.)
Tweet may have been deleted
Who among us?
Tweet may have been deleted
This dog was placed in the back of a police car after running away from home, then attacking a deer.
"He's a good boy," his owner wrote. "He just hates deer." Understandable.
TopicsAnimals
Singapore rolls out video2026-10-05 18:54
英超最貴11人 :3豪門神鋒1億歐並列 曼聯3席無C羅2026-10-05 18:12
曝馬夏爾與朗尼克完成談判 冬窗必走或赴西甲勁旅2026-10-05 18:00
意媒 :國米總部並未被搜查 稅警隻是造訪收集材料2026-10-05 17:59
Singapore gets world's first driverless taxis2026-10-05 17:55
梅西9年前年度91球 如今法甲半程僅1球卻第N次中柱2026-10-05 17:50
工體改造複建主體結構封頂 將成北京首座國際標準足球賽場2026-10-05 17:43
不愧是你!拉莫斯巴黎第3戰即染紅 生涯28次被罰下2026-10-05 16:53
'The Flying Bum' aircraft crashes during second test flight2026-10-05 16:47
土媒:比利奇非常看重費內巴切報價 他想要一份兩年半合同2026-10-05 16:46
Airbnb activates disaster response site for Louisiana flooding2026-10-05 19:16
中超五佳球 :卡爾多納神級吊射 張玉寧獨闖龍潭(gif)2026-10-05 19:06
反超 !補時絕殺!泰山盡顯冠軍氣質 奪冠咫尺之遙2026-10-05 19:03
中國體壇年度盤點:國足最頹 丟掉"鈔能力"無人關注2026-10-05 19:01
U.S. government issues warning on McDonald's recalled wearable devices2026-10-05 18:58
卡爾多納2場3球韓佳奇屢獻神撲 廣州城驚險帶走1分2026-10-05 18:54
中超最新身價 :海港獨霸榜首 廣州隊倒數第五2026-10-05 18:15
海港被全華班廣州隊逼平 兩輪不勝無緣再談爭冠2026-10-05 17:59
This chart shows just how high Simone Biles can jump2026-10-05 17:45
巴薩若脫手兩廢柴將追德利赫特 推動庫鳥換奧巴梅揚2026-10-05 17:38